coming soon: Emage

Put your glands together for Emage, 'cause she's squeezing them together for you. A Brooklyn, New York girl, born June 12th, Emage is 5'1", weighs 165 pounds and demolishes a whopping 34HH brassiere. Yes, 34HH. Emage likes to go on "casual, laid back" dates. Casual and laid back to us is Chinese take-out, a video and some sex. But we're not saying that's what Emage means. "Take me to a play or to a nice, relaxing dinner," she says. Relaxing? Could you stay relaxed sitting in the dark with Emage? You'd have a boner the size of a Bavarian knackwurst.