coming soon: Coco

Coco has two of the biggest areolae we've ever seen: four and a half inches across. That alone makes us like her. She's an assertive woman, who likes to make the first move, and she says she tends to become the dominant one in the relationship. What impresses Coco in a man? "His spiritual being and personality," she said. Coco didn't say his skinflute, but this is probably what she means by personality. Women don't fool us. And what part of a guy's body does Coco examine first? "His teeth." She didn't say his package, but we know the truth. Unfortunately, when we asked Coco what she wants to do that she's never done before, she said, "parachuting." We were hoping for something more horizontal. Like bodysurfing.